Unions silenced by chimpanzee tube driver

TRANSPORT unions have been forced into a tactical rethink after it emerged a four year-old male chimpanzee is working on the Bakerloo line.

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Cameron attacked by unnamed man on page 159 of Nick Hornby novel

DAVID Cameron has been branded as ‘Flashman’ by a character from a Nick Hornby novel who does not even have a name.

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