Unmarried middle-class man insists on calling partner ‘the missus’

A PRIVATELY educated lawyer keeps referring to his partner as ‘the missus’ as if he were a Cockney cab driver. 

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Northerner abroad convinced he doesn't count as English

A NORTHERN man on holiday thinks that ill feeling about the English does not apply to him

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