Usual dicks making idiotic fuss over large bell

A LARGE bell in central London has caused uproar among the usual dicks.

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Despotic lunatic forces women to become 'maids' in matching uniforms

A GROUP of women are being forced to act as ‘maids’ to a power-mad lunatic.

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