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Vicars To Have 'Full Of Shit' Stamped On Forehead

CHURCH of England vicars are to have the phrase 'full of shit' stamped on their foreheads, it was confirmed last night.

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Market Suffers Biggest Ever Blah, Blah, Blah

WITH monotonous predictability the world's stockmarkets yesterday did yet another record breaking thing, apparently.

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