Visitors to immaculate house asked to ‘forgive the mess’

VISITORS to a completely spotless house have been asked to ‘forgive the mess’, it has emerged.

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Husband thinks he won argument

A MAN is labouring under the delusion that he has won an argument with his wife. 

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