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Voters warn of weird school smell

SCHOOL halls being used as polling stations have an overpowering childhood stench, it has been claimed.

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Man realises too late that house party actually election party

A HORRIFIED man has realised the party he promised to attend tonight will be spent watching Clive Myrie and Robert Peston.

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