Waitrose shopping contained intimidatingly working class spider

A FAMILY’S Waitrose delivery contained a massive loudmouthed spider with old-fashioned sexist views.

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Radio Times archives confirm TV was always shit

A NEW website which archives the Radio Times TV listings has confirmed that television has always been a waste of time.

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