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Wanker hotel guests to be reviewed on TripAdvisor

PAIN-IN-THE-ARSE hotel guests are to be rated out of five in an attempt to improve the standard of their visits.

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Stop being melodramatic little twats, children told

CHILDREN have been told to take it down a few notches and stop being so bloody melodramatic.

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