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'We had unprotected sex, pay us for it,' say couple holding baby shower

A COUPLE are demanding money and presents just because they got laid, it has emerged.

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Being yourself only great if you're not an arsehole

EXPERTS have warned that ‘being yourself’, as celebrities and self-help gurus urge everyone to be, is only a positive if you are not a total arsehole.

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