We need to look after our own first, say people who would never help anyone

TOTAL bastards have responded to the latest tragedy with a sudden interest in looking after their neighbours.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Crowd at prog rock gig unsure when to applaud

THE crowd at a ‘prog rock’ gig had no idea when to applaud as they could never be sure the song had finished.

Checking article access…