We will not rest until we have converted all the straights. By the Council of Gays

LONDON Pride is being billed as a vibrant celebration of diverse sexualities, but secretly we have only one aim: converting all straight people, especially older white men.

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Joni Mitchell in blackface, and other artists who got away with it

IT’S genuinely amazing what people will overlook if you can churn out decent songs. Why don’t more music fans care about these atrocities?

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