We will pay you £100 right now to f**k off, parents tell PTA

PARENTS have told their school’s PTA that they will happily give them £100 now in order for them to f**k off for the rest of December.

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'We won't want that on,' confirms grandmother you're visiting about England game

THE grandparent you are dutifully visiting for Christmas has confirmed that she will not be putting the England-France game on, thank you.

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