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'We will shakily livestream them on the beaches': Churchill, as understood by Danny Tommo

WINSTON Churchill is an uncomplicated hero to Patriot Platform founder Danny Tommo and his balaclava-wearing followers. These are the five quotes he lives by: 

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Six social events guaranteed to make your partner fake an illness

EVERYONE loves a get-together they organised, full of their mates. Everyone except the partner they’re dragging along who develops a terrible cough the night before: 

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