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Wear a straw boater to the local comp: How to fake your children going to private school

WORRIED that sending your kids to private school will be unaffordable with VAT on fees? Simply fake the whole thing – you’ll save a fortune, and it can be as ridiculously posh as you like!

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Rachel Reeves to replace every picture in 11 Downing Street with Thatcher portrait

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