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Wear nipple clamps, and other things men would rather do than ask for directions

EVEN the most unassuming, rational men have a deep-seated hatred of asking for directions. Here is the physical pain they would gladly endure instead.

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'They are a sickness, I am the cure': The diary of a Ryanair cabin bag size enforcement vigilante

I STALK the airport, mind keen, senses honed. Watching for the subhuman scum who walk among us, flouting the law with cabin bags larger than 40cm by 30cm by 20cm.

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