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Weathermen encouraged to lie

BRITONS would prefer it if television weather presenters gave them false hope.

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Theme parks contain no actual dinosaurs or pirates

THERE is not a single real dinosaur or pirate in any of Britain’s theme parks, it has emerged.

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