Welshman sentenced to live in London

A WELSH criminal has been sentenced to live in London. The severity of fraudster Tom Booker’s crimes means that instead of prison he must spend 12 months living in the capital.

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Psychic Bob: After your biscuits are stolen you decide to burn down the building

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC) You’re a rhinestone cowboy, or at least that’s what you think you see when you look at your constellation in the sky. 

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