We're just so concerned about deprived kids' education, lie right-wing bastards

THE nation’s right-wing bastards are so concerned about deprived children not getting an education that they can hardly sleep, they have lied. 

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A day in the life of my struggle to be relevant, by Nigel Farage

THERE is no point to me anymore, but I continue to exist. So while I’m here I may as well irritate everyone as much as possible. Here’s how: 

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