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'We're only three hours from London' and other bizarre boasts Northerners make

SALT-of-the-earth Northerners hate showing off. Yeah, right. Here are some of the weirder humblebrags about the North they’re inexplicably proud of.

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Plumber scrapes pass in tough 'making middle-class small talk' exam

A TRAINEE plumber is relieved to have muddled through his final exam of making conversation with weird, middle-class men.

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