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What teachers really get up to on an inset day

THE kids would be back at school already if it wasn’t for the pesky inset day. But what are the teachers actually doing during their training?

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Bastard's clothes still fit

A COMPLETE bastard is still comfortably fitting into the clothes he wore before he stuffed his face during Christmas, it has been confirmed.

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