What to do if asylum seekers invade your retirement bungalow

ARE you a fearful older voter obsessed with asylum seekers thanks to the tabloids? Here’s what to do if hordes of them arrive in your cul-de-sac.

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Gen Z teen making fun of you via f**king stupid dance

AN IRRITATING young person is mocking you by throwing some dumb shapes on TikTok, it has been confirmed.

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