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What's a website? ask Telegraph readers

PEOPLE who buy the Telegraph are demanding to have the words ‘paywall’, ‘website’ and ‘internet’ explained to them.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aries (21 MAR-19 APR) This week you offer to spend 12 months feeding and washing Jeremy Hunt. With snapped-off bits of rusty lawnmower and a J Cloth dipped in fox piss.

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