Where the f**k is the toaster? A fun game for houseguests

STAYING at someone else’s house and trying to find the toaster? These are the places you will look as your sanity slowly unravels.

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Vernon Kay and other celebrities you're amazed are still allowed to be celebrities

FAME is a notoriously fickle mistress, so how come these faded glories are still technically classed as celebrities?

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