Which bollocks conspiracy theory is right for you?

TIME on your hands? Phone already in them? Why not plunge down the rabbit hole of a conspiracy? But which paranoid nonsense to opt for?

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Lunch or dinner, pastie or pasty, scone or scone? The pathetic issues that divide Britain

NOW Brexit’s over, the nation has turned eagerly to the contentious issues that divided it irrevocably in happier times. Like these: 

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