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Which university to attend if you're posh but too thick for Oxbridge: A guide for the wealthy

HAVE you been excluded from Oxbridge on the totally unfair basis that you’re too stupid? Here are some alternatives for posh rejects, handily listed in descending order of snobbery.

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Friends who always cancel don't like you

FRIENDS who always cancel plans to go out do not like you and are not your friends, research has found.

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