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Whole table living in fear of which wine rich friend going to order

A TABLE of restaurant diners is terrified about which wine their rich friend is planning to order.

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Theresa May: I say 'getting on with the job' and 'nobody wants another election' now

AS YOUR prime minister it is my duty to inform you that, following last week’s election, I will be saying two new things. 

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