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Why Can't Britain Learn How Not To Go Outside?

AS the latest cold snap brought Britain to a standstill, anger was growing over the country's inability to just say 'fuck this' and watch loads of DVDs.

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Kill The Poor, Says Cameron

THE Conservatives have pledged to bring in a new law guaranteeing the right to kill poor people, foreigners and socialists.

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