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'Why did you create me?' weeping McKenzie asks police

A TEARFUL Kelvin McKenzie has asked South Yorkshire Police why they had to make him exist .

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It's wizards after all! says Rowling

J.K. ROWLING has revealed that her new book is actually called The Wizards of Poggly Boggle, and is not boring.

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