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Why hasn't Starmer filled our high streets with lovely fake shops I won't use?

THE high street. Its dilapidated, empty shops are why so many will vote Reform. So why haven’t Labour filled it with nice, pretty new stores I will ignore to shop online?

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Father-of-three envious of male loneliness epidemic

A MAN who has no time to himself due to his three children is jealous of victims of the male loneliness epidemic.

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