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Why it's time for Millennials in Need, by Martin Bishop, aged 35

CHILDREN aren’t the only ones who have it tough, in fact us poor Millennials deserve your donations more. Here’s why.

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We don't give a f**k about your childhood, celebrities publishing memoirs advised

CELEBRITIES publishing memoirs for the Christmas market have been advised nobody gives a shit what happened to them before age 16, minimum.

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