Why the new presenter of Match of the Day, the head of the Anglican Church and the next James Bond must all be women

By Eleanor Shaw, woman

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Homeworker only in office for the biscuits

A HOMEWORKER has begun to come into the office every Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday purely for its selection of biscuits, colleagues believe. 

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