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Why the pensions triple lock must remain even as Britain dies in flames, by a pensioner

BRITAIN, 2067. The cities are in flames, the countryside barren and lifeless. There is no government. The UK exists in name only. Only the pensions triple lock endures.

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Xi Jinping pisses right next to Biden at G20 urinal

CHINESE president Xi Jinping has intimidated his US counterpart by standing right next to him at a G20 urinal, it has emerged.

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