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Woman convinced dyeing her hair green will fix everything

A WOMAN is certain that a radical new hair colour will solve all her problems, it has emerged.

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Modern progressive man making sure everyone knows it

A MAN who believes in total gender equality takes every available opportunity to mention it.

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