Woman eating whole box of Frosties thinking of buying a house

A WOMAN who just ate a whole box of children’s cereal is currently considering buying a house.

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F*cking lunatic wants to stay out past midnight

A MAD man has confirmed he wants to stay out past midnight at some point this week.

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