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Woman fears being serial killer's least attractive victim

A 34-YEAR-OLD woman’s greatest fear is not only being targeted by a serial killer but also being his least alluring victim.

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Shitty £15.99 fan not sure it's got another heatwave in it

A CRAP desk fan from Argos is questioning whether it has the fortitude to keep its owner cool through a fifth heatwave.

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