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Woman in Quiet Zone expects deathly silence for entire journey

A WOMAN travelling in a train’s ‘quiet zone’ has declared the entire journey must be spent in a deathly, mausoleum-like silence.

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McDonald’s secret menu includes kingfisher in a bap

BURGER chain McDonald’s has a secret menu that is even more repellant than its official menu, it has been confirmed.

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