Woman makes three new friends every time she visits a toilet

A MAN cannot understand how his girlfriend returns from a ‘quick wee’ with several phone numbers and someone’s life story.

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Jubilant Brexiters shitting themselves

BREXIT supporters are celebrating while desperately trying to ignore all evidence that they are idiots.

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