Woman thinks man is her friend

A 32-YEAR-OLD woman believes that a man with whom she regularly socialises is her friend.

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Newspapers are not Facebook, Britain tells Kate

BRITAIN has told the Duchess of Cambridge that her pathetically sentimental baby photos should stay on Facebook where they belong.

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