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Woman thought there would be more to life than sniffing her children's PE kits

A WOMAN who thought adult life would be exciting spends more time smelling things before putting them in the washing machine than she would like.

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Amber Rudd's guide to banning things that should clearly be illegal anyway

By home secretary Amber Rudd

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