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Woman to applaud her cleaner from safety of top of stairs

A WOMAN is planning to stand and applaud her cleaner from a very safe distance at the top of the stairs.

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The government's six latest distractions from its piss-poor record

AS the UK records the worst death rates in Europe, the government has been keeping national morale up by diverting attention elsewhere. Here is some more nonsense to expect before too long.

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