Woman who just wanted an Egg McMuffin on the train really not having best day

A WOMAN who just wanted an Egg McMuffin on the train to work is having a bad day, it has been confirmed.

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Kate and William excited to announce birth control accident

WILLIAM and Kate have announced a wonderful contraception mishap.

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