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Woman's massive poppy clearly meant for van

THE enormous poppy pinned to a woman’s lapel was obviously designed to go on a vehicle.

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Entire Chelsea crowd was reading sporting autobiographies

SATURDAY’S Chelsea-QPR game was silent because fans were immersed in this year’s sporting memoirs, it has emerged.

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