Women doing their best

FEMALE workers are not just there to brighten the place up, they are also increasingly useful, according to new research.

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Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly, My husband has really gone and upset the apple cart this year, by suggesting that we have roast beef for Christmas dinner, rather than a turkey. I’m not sure what has prompted this sudden reckless outburst. Perhaps he’s on the crack again. Should I humour him and risk defiling all that is good and proper about Christmas, or simply accuse him of being sex criminal. What do you think?Hilary,Basildon

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