Woman spends three days evening out eyeliner

A WOMAN preparing for a night out has entered the third day of applying and redoing her winged eyeliner.

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Trusting girlfriend just wants to look through every message man has ever received or sent

A WOMAN who really believes her boyfriend is faithful just wants to innocently scour all of his communications, she has confirmed.

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