Women's car insurance to cost same as a drunk, blindfolded monkey's

WOMEN are to pay the same for car insurance as a shit-faced monkey with a bag on its head.

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Christian foster couple forced to accept God's will

FUNDAMENTALIST Christians in Derby have been forced to accept that God does not want them to be foster parents.

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