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Worker reproduction to be made more affordable

WORKING humans are to receive financial assistance with the cost of breeding new additions to the labour pool.

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British Gas smart meter switches all your stuff on when you’re not there

BRITISH Gas ‘smart meters’ wait until you go out and then switch on all your appliances.

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