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Workers' carrot to remain slightly out of reach

GEORGE Osborne has announced that the carrot you want will remain tantalisingly beyond your grasp for a little longer.

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Rich people ‘a bunch of freaks’

ALL rich people are total freaks, experts have confirmed.

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