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World facing mysterious shortage of 5ft 11in men

THERE are virtually no men who are five feet and eleven inches tall, research has discovered. 

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The Tory's guide to hooking up with other Tories at conference

YOUNG Conservative? At conference for the first time? Up for a five-day bacchanelia of sex, drugs, and chanting ‘Growth Queen’ at Liz Truss? Don’t do it alone: 

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