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World's best restaurants full of world's worst people

THE world’s most esteemed eating places are almost entirely populated by dicks.

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Small vegetables must be exterminated, says giant vegetable grower

AN elderly grower of prize-winning giant vegetables has admitted wanting to see smaller vegetables destroyed.

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