Worst part of Christmas in London is singing chimney sweeps on every corner

LONDONERS have confirmed the bloody lights and Christmas markets are bad enough, but the soot-covered chimney sweeps performing upbeat musical numbers are worse. 

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We ask you: What's your family's oddest Christmas tradition?

CHRISTMAS is but days away, and around the country families are getting together to do dizzyingly weird shit they think is normal. What’s your bizarre tradition? 

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